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[ikols]

okay, well let me know when you are done punching a specific set of monsters
i need you to do something for me while i'm immobilised in this horrifically bland hospital

[deemed]

i'm punching a giant monster with a giant monster at my side, it had better be important

[ why is this teenage girl texting instead of serving him, what is going on ]

[ikols]

[ She knows her priorities. ]

i need you to check on the boy and the older one, i didn't speak with them before i got into the giant robot
can you ensure they are well?

phone tag so excuse the formatting ;;

[deemed]

The boy is trying to pit myself and strange against each other over a rooster he wishes to adopt.

I will contact the other and see

np! i sympathise

[ikols]

sounds fair

great, that's great

[deemed]

I don't believe either of them decided a large robot of metal were a worthwhile use of their time, so I suspect they are doing better physically than you are

[ikols]

i only partook of the numbskull option because they were lacking pilots of technological skill and swordsmanship, the first of which i have more than all of asgard combined and the second i am none too shoddy at
perhaps you can ask your friend stark to take over next time so i do not have to sub for avengers in the field

[deemed]

[ there's a pause as thor finally gets his order ]

i doubt stark could wield a sword effectively

[ikols]

[ Hmph. That's mildly mollifying. ]

he really couldn't

[deemed]

he would find a book to read about it

[ thor likes tony a great deal, but they all have their own flaws ]

[ikols]

an electronic manual, if anything

[deemed]

more efficient, i expect. mortals don't have the time to spare we do

[ he pauses to double check he's heading in the right direction. no point getting a drink and not knowing where he's going ]

[ikols]

[ He hates this bed. His stupid hospital robe is itchy. ]

it's not exactly a compliment to say i'm better with a sword than a man who wields blasters by choice

[deemed]

probably better at magic too

[ thor says to a literal god who has learned magic since time immemorial ]

[ikols]

if i am ever worse at magic than stark, i wish to cease to be

[deemed]

you will probably already have ceased to be if stark has increased his rank so high

[ikols]

true, it would be the end of all things as we know it

where is strange? i haven't seen him since he rescued us from the machine

[deemed]

arguing with me about a rooster, as the child wants.

[ikols]

why does your entire life revolve around a chicken?
as in: why not just let the Boy have it?

[deemed]

there would be worse things to fight over

[ikols]

is he going to eat it? sacrifice it? no?
just let him have it
once he is bored he will give it away somewhere appropriate of his own accord

[deemed]

do you also want to argue with me over the chicken, brother?

[ikols]

i don't care if you have it for lunch, save for the fact i will have a teenager crying at me about it and determined to exact his revenge with my help
which admittedly i might have helped him with if my bones weren't snapped in half

[deemed]

[ voice coming from the door: ]

Hardly any of them appear to be that snapped.

[ikols]

[ It's the fun of having his leg in a mortal cast and his arm in a sling that has kept Loki in his hospital bed, a TV on in the corner and books all over the end of the bed. He wears a gown where he sits propped against his pillows and straightens up when Thor appears. ]

Did you take down all the beasts, then?