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[deemed]

[ snort ]

[ikols]

[ MOVING ON, ]

Why did you not arrive in this realm for months? Did you have no knowledge of my absence?

[deemed]

The war of the realms has been rather pressing.

[ikols]

Oh. That hasn't passed for you yet.

[deemed]

I was burning on the world tree one moment, falling out of the sky here the next.

[ikols]

That sounds a shade stressful.

[ Watching him as he sips his milkshake. ]

This must be something of a vacation for you.

[ With three Lokis. ]

[deemed]

I'd rather have it with Malekith's head on a pike.

[ikols]

He will suffer, worry not.

[ Picking at his bedspread. ]

And mother will be fine.

[deemed]

Oh, from the stabbing you gave her? What a relief.

[ikols]

I would not have killed her, Thor. She was too stubborn to stand aside from a fight she could not win.

[deemed]

Of course. And to make your point you assaulted our mother by running her through with a bladed weapon.

[ikols]

It was all I could do in the moment.

[deemed]

As you say.

[ he's not changing his views on this ]

[ikols]

... You should at least give the Boy whatever he wants if you're going to take issue with me.

[deemed]

Is that what you need, brother? To be given whatever you want?

[ikols]

That's what every child deserves.

[deemed]

If he wishes to have the chicken, he will find a way to get it regardless of me.

[ikols]

That's not the point, Thor. He wants you to give it to him. [ You dense brick. ] Do you know how much he talks of you? He has been bleating about your absence since he arrived and found only me, at least approve of his demands when they hurt none.

[deemed]

[ he's silent a moment, considering this. ]

Then I will be more direct with him about my thoughts on the matter.

[ikols]

I didn't say think about it, I said approve.

[deemed]

I heard what you said.

[ikols]

You brought me a milkshake.

[deemed]

It's customary to feed to wounded when you visit them.

[ a totally straight face ]

[ikols]

Thor.

[ An equally straight face!! ]

I appreciate the gesture.

[deemed]

I believe the phrase most commonly used is "thank you".