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[ there's a pause as thor finally gets his order ]

i doubt stark could wield a sword effectively

[ikols]

[ Hmph. That's mildly mollifying. ]

he really couldn't

[deemed]

he would find a book to read about it

[ thor likes tony a great deal, but they all have their own flaws ]

[ikols]

an electronic manual, if anything

[deemed]

more efficient, i expect. mortals don't have the time to spare we do

[ he pauses to double check he's heading in the right direction. no point getting a drink and not knowing where he's going ]

[ikols]

[ He hates this bed. His stupid hospital robe is itchy. ]

it's not exactly a compliment to say i'm better with a sword than a man who wields blasters by choice

[deemed]

probably better at magic too

[ thor says to a literal god who has learned magic since time immemorial ]

[ikols]

if i am ever worse at magic than stark, i wish to cease to be

[deemed]

you will probably already have ceased to be if stark has increased his rank so high

[ikols]

true, it would be the end of all things as we know it

where is strange? i haven't seen him since he rescued us from the machine

[deemed]

arguing with me about a rooster, as the child wants.

[ikols]

why does your entire life revolve around a chicken?
as in: why not just let the Boy have it?

[deemed]

there would be worse things to fight over

[ikols]

is he going to eat it? sacrifice it? no?
just let him have it
once he is bored he will give it away somewhere appropriate of his own accord

[deemed]

do you also want to argue with me over the chicken, brother?

[ikols]

i don't care if you have it for lunch, save for the fact i will have a teenager crying at me about it and determined to exact his revenge with my help
which admittedly i might have helped him with if my bones weren't snapped in half

[deemed]

[ voice coming from the door: ]

Hardly any of them appear to be that snapped.

[ikols]

[ It's the fun of having his leg in a mortal cast and his arm in a sling that has kept Loki in his hospital bed, a TV on in the corner and books all over the end of the bed. He wears a gown where he sits propped against his pillows and straightens up when Thor appears. ]

Did you take down all the beasts, then?

[deemed]

One of them stepped on me.

[ it was very rude of it ]

[ikols]

So you've been useless?

[ He should make some effort not to sound delighted, amused, or confused, but he just sounds all three. ]

[deemed]

[ thor knew he would. ]

I brought back your lump of a robot suit.

[ikols]

May he rest in peace.

[ He folds his a... arm. ]

It's customary to feed to wounded when you visit them.

[ Could Loki have gone home a day ago? Maybe. Is he enjoying the attention from the staff? Also yes. ]

[deemed]

[ thor looks down at the brightly coloured drink in his hands and then back up, like he hasn't brought it just for his brother ]

It is?

[ikols]

Thor, I am going to pass out if I have one more jello shot to pass as sustenance. [ Grabby-hand at the drink! ] Come inside already.

[deemed]

[ thor does so, inspecting the seat next to the bed, deciding it won't take his weight, and leaning on the closest piece of furniture which will ]

You should have been ought of here days ago, brother.

[ but he extends the drink all the same ]