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[deemed]

do you also want to argue with me over the chicken, brother?

[ikols]

i don't care if you have it for lunch, save for the fact i will have a teenager crying at me about it and determined to exact his revenge with my help
which admittedly i might have helped him with if my bones weren't snapped in half

[deemed]

[ voice coming from the door: ]

Hardly any of them appear to be that snapped.

[ikols]

[ It's the fun of having his leg in a mortal cast and his arm in a sling that has kept Loki in his hospital bed, a TV on in the corner and books all over the end of the bed. He wears a gown where he sits propped against his pillows and straightens up when Thor appears. ]

Did you take down all the beasts, then?

[deemed]

One of them stepped on me.

[ it was very rude of it ]

[ikols]

So you've been useless?

[ He should make some effort not to sound delighted, amused, or confused, but he just sounds all three. ]

[deemed]

[ thor knew he would. ]

I brought back your lump of a robot suit.

[ikols]

May he rest in peace.

[ He folds his a... arm. ]

It's customary to feed to wounded when you visit them.

[ Could Loki have gone home a day ago? Maybe. Is he enjoying the attention from the staff? Also yes. ]

[deemed]

[ thor looks down at the brightly coloured drink in his hands and then back up, like he hasn't brought it just for his brother ]

It is?

[ikols]

Thor, I am going to pass out if I have one more jello shot to pass as sustenance. [ Grabby-hand at the drink! ] Come inside already.

[deemed]

[ thor does so, inspecting the seat next to the bed, deciding it won't take his weight, and leaning on the closest piece of furniture which will ]

You should have been ought of here days ago, brother.

[ but he extends the drink all the same ]

[ikols]

[ It's a milkshake and not a coffee, so he hesitates a moment before sipping, not wanting to underline the differences between himself and the Boy while Thor is looming that close. ]

I am technically still healing, and this is a place devoted to the care of people who must do that. Where else would I go?

[deemed]

Are you feeling slighted, brother? Not getting the attention you'd like?

[ikols]

Thor! You know me, I don't need attention for doing the right thing.

[ Siiiiiip. ]

[deemed]

[ snort ]

[ikols]

[ MOVING ON, ]

Why did you not arrive in this realm for months? Did you have no knowledge of my absence?

[deemed]

The war of the realms has been rather pressing.

[ikols]

Oh. That hasn't passed for you yet.

[deemed]

I was burning on the world tree one moment, falling out of the sky here the next.

[ikols]

That sounds a shade stressful.

[ Watching him as he sips his milkshake. ]

This must be something of a vacation for you.

[ With three Lokis. ]

[deemed]

I'd rather have it with Malekith's head on a pike.

[ikols]

He will suffer, worry not.

[ Picking at his bedspread. ]

And mother will be fine.

[deemed]

Oh, from the stabbing you gave her? What a relief.

[ikols]

I would not have killed her, Thor. She was too stubborn to stand aside from a fight she could not win.

[deemed]

Of course. And to make your point you assaulted our mother by running her through with a bladed weapon.