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Well, [ there's a scheming tone in his voice, it probably turns on all sorts of alarms. ] It's just been made known to me that a woman known as Hayame is having trouble getting ... intoxicated.

I might have alerted her that you may have something to help her in her drunken endeavors.

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[So far he can't see either a reason to be anger or alarmed.]

You mean the mead? Don't tell me you're too miserly not to share your own, brother.

[selfimage]

There are already two people that I mean to share mine with, if you get my drift.

[ he's doing you a favor, bro. ]

1/2

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[This is Odinson, not getting your drift.]

2/2

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[And here is Odinson laughing uproariously, because he did just get your drift and that's hilarious.]

[selfimage]

...

I was beginning to think I'd have to explain to you what the Midgardians call "the birds and the bees," brother.

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[wiping away a tear] Ah, I've missed your jests, brother.

[selfimage]

Consider this a favor. You've never been one not to be forward, but I felt like you needed a wingman.

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[:'D what a great joke this is]

It's a block of ice I'll be needed for when she tries to kick me through a wall.

[selfimage]

I thought you liked that sort of thing.

[ IS IT REALLY THOR. IS IT A JOKE. ]

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I like how it often ends. [His assumption rn is that nothing with Hayame will end that kind of fun.]

[selfimage]

Don't tell me you've lost your charm along with your hammer.

[ he almost sounds disappointed. ]

I've even made this easier for you.

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You've meddled where there's no need, brother. She has as much use for charm as you have for the truth.

[There's nothing wrong with his charm, rude.]

[selfimage]

This is stopping you?

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[Odinson pauses to gather the threads of this conversation. It seems to have escaped him.]

Her world is one where her kind are used against their will to breed, and that would be her fate if she weren't so capable a warrior.

She's a fine warrior with a fierce spirit; if matters were otherwise have no doubt I'd see if she were willing- but I'll not press a maiden into something she's rightly feared all her life.

[selfimage]

More gauge interest and not press. Something tells me it takes a little bit for her to notice that you're interested.

[ there's a smooth tone to his voice. ]

Besides ... reclaiming a part of yourself that someone stripped from you ... it can be very liberating, depending on how she views it, herself.