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Hey Thor

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It’s Speed

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Your brother’s teammate by way of pocket dimensions and reincarnation

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Or your teammates’ son by magic and possible reincarnation

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Whatever hurts your head less

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Look, the littlest Loki is actually surprisingly awesome for an Avenger’s questionably motived relative

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Like imagine an 8-year-old Magneto turned up and everyone was like oh shoot he’s adorable. You should feel how I’d feel then.

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Anyway

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Lil Loki apparently got his tiny fragile adorable little heart set on a rooster

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You might’ve heard that pets teach young boys character and responsibility and words that end in -ooth

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Those things are all true

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Those are the excellent, logical reasons as to why Lil Loki should be allowed to have a rooster

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I'm sure Loki's already tried all of them and more on you

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I've got better reasons

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I'm a speedster

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I get bored

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A lot

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No more than that

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mOrE

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Getting there

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I like the kid.

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He's got the kind of sass they try to stomp out of you in school

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Let him have the damn rooster

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Cause I'ma lay it out for you

Fin

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He gave a speedster your contact info and the only reason this all took 41 seconds is the phone won't go faster.