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username: odinson

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[ikols]

i am not moping

[deemed]

would you prefer i call you overdramatic?

[ikols]

perhaps being nearly nonexistent affords one the right to be overdramatic
i did not cut my way out of laufey's belly for this

[deemed]

[ don't ask, thor. don't do it. ]




what the hel were you doing in laufey's belly

[ikols]

i suppose that answers where you're from in our timeline

he ate me in front of mother

[deemed]

when i left i was burning on the worldtree to try to find out how to rid us of malekith's evil once and for all. no one thought to fill me in on your gigantic familial problems

[ikols]

oh, is that all

actually, the last thing i was doing back home was hanging out with jane atop a rooftop
3:)
since we are friends now

[deemed]

it helps when you're lies are within the realms of possibility, brother

[ikols]

i am not lying
jane and i went on a little adventure together
with Mānagarmr

[deemed]

after which you visited the Kingdom United and ate tea and scones with their queen.

[ikols]

why would i lie about this?
jane is a nice, agreeable sort when she isn't threatening to rip limbs off people
i like her!
she's a good valkyrie

[deemed]

she does not share my unfortunate familiar relation to you, brother, and so she has nothing to keep her from treating you as you deserve to be treated

[ which means no fun adventures ]

[ikols]

[ It's like talking to a brick wall!! This is why people turn into sociopaths, he muses. ]

i have been keeping the avengers and however many other heroes in the business of avenging since i became trapped in this realm, i will have you know
sometimes we get along